You reap what you sow

As Daddy and I are laughing hysterically at E sucking in and pushing out her tummy:

E: Stop laughing at me! Stop laughing freakin' idiots!!!!

And while it shouldn't have this just made us laugh harder.

Snow White

My daughter is watching Snow White for the first time and she sees the old hag give her the apple and following is our convo:

E: She's going to KILL her!!!!
M: Em don't say kill
E: She's going to DIE her!!!!

Lucky I love her

While getting dressed in the living room since that is where the basket full of folded clothes still sit:

E: Mommy! You folded these all by yourself? You didn't even need my help?
M: Yes I did honey
E: (bending down and throwing her arms around my shoulders) I'm so proud of you!! I knew you could do it!!

Mud Pies

Emily is outside playing after it's rained. She's come back in to get changed and she is covered in MUD!!!

M: Em what did you do?!?!?
E: I was making mud pies.
M: But how did mud get all around your mouth?
E: I made mud pies mama I HAD to eat them.
M: (after a little shudder at the thought) what did they taste like?
E: (rolls her eyes) brown dirt.

DUH

Boredom creeps in....

While sitting in the food court at Target with her Daddy:

E: Daddy, can you stop talking, I'm bored with this conversation

Lady sitting there almost falls off her seat laughing.

That's it no more Mickey D's

While driving home from daycare:

E: What's for dinner?
M: I don't know what do you want?
E: Chicken, french fries and ketchup.....call Daddy see what he wants
M: (on phone with Daddy) Here E, talk to Daddy
E: Daddy we're having McDonalds for dinner what do you want? Ok, ok bye.
M: Well, what is Daddy having?
E: Daddy wants a burger, fries and soda, I'm having chicken, french fries and ketchup and you can have a salad.
M: Can mommy have a burger too?
E: No you really need to have a salad.

She's lucky she's cute.

May I take your order?

Emily has started using her mini magna doodle to "take orders" for lunch. Here's our convo on Saturday"

E: Can I take your order?
M: Filet Mignon, asparagus, baked potato
E: Anything else?
M: A ceasar salad
E: With spicy dressing?
M: Yes please
E: Anything else?
M: No thanks.....what did I order?
E: Chicken, french fries and ketchup