Mud Pies

Emily is outside playing after it's rained. She's come back in to get changed and she is covered in MUD!!!

M: Em what did you do?!?!?
E: I was making mud pies.
M: But how did mud get all around your mouth?
E: I made mud pies mama I HAD to eat them.
M: (after a little shudder at the thought) what did they taste like?
E: (rolls her eyes) brown dirt.

DUH