Mud Pies

Emily is outside playing after it's rained. She's come back in to get changed and she is covered in MUD!!!

M: Em what did you do?!?!?
E: I was making mud pies.
M: But how did mud get all around your mouth?
E: I made mud pies mama I HAD to eat them.
M: (after a little shudder at the thought) what did they taste like?
E: (rolls her eyes) brown dirt.

DUH

Boredom creeps in....

While sitting in the food court at Target with her Daddy:

E: Daddy, can you stop talking, I'm bored with this conversation

Lady sitting there almost falls off her seat laughing.

That's it no more Mickey D's

While driving home from daycare:

E: What's for dinner?
M: I don't know what do you want?
E: Chicken, french fries and ketchup.....call Daddy see what he wants
M: (on phone with Daddy) Here E, talk to Daddy
E: Daddy we're having McDonalds for dinner what do you want? Ok, ok bye.
M: Well, what is Daddy having?
E: Daddy wants a burger, fries and soda, I'm having chicken, french fries and ketchup and you can have a salad.
M: Can mommy have a burger too?
E: No you really need to have a salad.

She's lucky she's cute.

May I take your order?

Emily has started using her mini magna doodle to "take orders" for lunch. Here's our convo on Saturday"

E: Can I take your order?
M: Filet Mignon, asparagus, baked potato
E: Anything else?
M: A ceasar salad
E: With spicy dressing?
M: Yes please
E: Anything else?
M: No thanks.....what did I order?
E: Chicken, french fries and ketchup

Reasons why I love my kid

After getting her oatmeal for breakfast and taking a bite:

"Ah, that's perfect"

After getting out of the shower:

"That was refreshing"

While driving in the car and Daddy is trying to talk to her:
"Mommy please talk to me. I'm sick and tired of Daddy"

On the way home after Daddy has done something dumb:

M: Emily what are we going to do with Daddy?
E: I don't know. Probably spank him.

Full of........

While riding home in the car my daughter tells me an elaborate story about what happened at daycare after she's finished this is our conversation:

M: Emily I think you're full of beans
E: I am not.......I'm full of goldfish.

Love it

Duh, Mom

While getting in the car:

M: Emily you smell did you poopy?
E: No I did not.
M: Are you sure honey?
E: No, I farted!!!


That's what I get for asking