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Wait, what?

E: Ho, ho ho!!! Have you been good this year little boy?
D: Yes I have.
E: Well I'm Santa Claus what do you want for Christmas?
D: I want a turbo twin engine jet pack
E: Sorry my elves don't know how to make that.

Checks and balances

While shopping with her Daddy at Williams for paint samples for her new room:

E: Daddy look!!!! SKITTLES!!! Can we buy them?
D: Do you have any money Em?
E: No but you can buy them for me
D: Are you going to pay me back?
E: yeah I'll pay you back
D: How are you going to do that?
E: I'll write you a check.

Watch your mouth Mommy

This past Sunday as we were driving to church we were in the traffic circle (which means in NY that I had the right of way) when a Mercedes pulls in front of me completely ignoring the yield sign and never even looking to see if another car was coming. Needless to say I missed hitting him by inches and was not happy about it.
This morning we as well missed being hit by someone driving like a bat out of hell in a Hummer and passing cars in a no passing zone and when I said what an idiot he was my daughter decided to remember what happened on Sunday:

E: We like that car with the wheel when we were going to Sunday School(a RAV4 with the spare on the back that wound up in front of us after the Mercedes guy turned)
M: Yes we liked that car with the wheel
E: But not the black car....
M: (thinking she'd remember that I said something about the whole not yielding part) and why didn't we like the black car Em?
E: Cause he's a jackass.

Mommy learn to watch your mouth and remember that your children are sponges.

You reap what you sow

As Daddy and I are laughing hysterically at E sucking in and pushing out her tummy:

E: Stop laughing at me! Stop laughing freakin' idiots!!!!

And while it shouldn't have this just made us laugh harder.

Snow White

My daughter is watching Snow White for the first time and she sees the old hag give her the apple and following is our convo:

E: She's going to KILL her!!!!
M: Em don't say kill
E: She's going to DIE her!!!!

Lucky I love her

While getting dressed in the living room since that is where the basket full of folded clothes still sit:

E: Mommy! You folded these all by yourself? You didn't even need my help?
M: Yes I did honey
E: (bending down and throwing her arms around my shoulders) I'm so proud of you!! I knew you could do it!!

Mud Pies

Emily is outside playing after it's rained. She's come back in to get changed and she is covered in MUD!!!

M: Em what did you do?!?!?
E: I was making mud pies.
M: But how did mud get all around your mouth?
E: I made mud pies mama I HAD to eat them.
M: (after a little shudder at the thought) what did they taste like?
E: (rolls her eyes) brown dirt.

DUH

Boredom creeps in....

While sitting in the food court at Target with her Daddy:

E: Daddy, can you stop talking, I'm bored with this conversation

Lady sitting there almost falls off her seat laughing.

That's it no more Mickey D's

While driving home from daycare:

E: What's for dinner?
M: I don't know what do you want?
E: Chicken, french fries and ketchup.....call Daddy see what he wants
M: (on phone with Daddy) Here E, talk to Daddy
E: Daddy we're having McDonalds for dinner what do you want? Ok, ok bye.
M: Well, what is Daddy having?
E: Daddy wants a burger, fries and soda, I'm having chicken, french fries and ketchup and you can have a salad.
M: Can mommy have a burger too?
E: No you really need to have a salad.

She's lucky she's cute.

May I take your order?

Emily has started using her mini magna doodle to "take orders" for lunch. Here's our convo on Saturday"

E: Can I take your order?
M: Filet Mignon, asparagus, baked potato
E: Anything else?
M: A ceasar salad
E: With spicy dressing?
M: Yes please
E: Anything else?
M: No thanks.....what did I order?
E: Chicken, french fries and ketchup