Full of........

While riding home in the car my daughter tells me an elaborate story about what happened at daycare after she's finished this is our conversation:

M: Emily I think you're full of beans
E: I am not.......I'm full of goldfish.

Love it

Duh, Mom

While getting in the car:

M: Emily you smell did you poopy?
E: No I did not.
M: Are you sure honey?
E: No, I farted!!!


That's what I get for asking