Reasons why I love my kid

After getting her oatmeal for breakfast and taking a bite:

"Ah, that's perfect"

After getting out of the shower:

"That was refreshing"

While driving in the car and Daddy is trying to talk to her:
"Mommy please talk to me. I'm sick and tired of Daddy"

On the way home after Daddy has done something dumb:

M: Emily what are we going to do with Daddy?
E: I don't know. Probably spank him.

Full of........

While riding home in the car my daughter tells me an elaborate story about what happened at daycare after she's finished this is our conversation:

M: Emily I think you're full of beans
E: I am not.......I'm full of goldfish.

Love it

Duh, Mom

While getting in the car:

M: Emily you smell did you poopy?
E: No I did not.
M: Are you sure honey?
E: No, I farted!!!


That's what I get for asking

the I WANT monster rears its ugly head

Most people who have or have had a two year old cringe at the time in that childs life when they learn two horrible words "I want". My two year old has started doing this when in line at CVS, at the grocery store, yelling it at church, so we came up with a simple solution to stop that nasty monster in it's tracks.

E: I want m&m's (the food of choice these days)
M: What does mommy want?
E: Dollars........big sigh...you're NOT gonna get it.

And that ends the discussion.

Introduction

I have a two year old daughter who says some of the funniest things and I thought of writing them down to preserve in a scrapbook and thought why not share with the rest of the blogosphere? So here I will frequently post conversations my peanut has with me or her daddy or whatever adult appears to be around.
Here is a convo she and I had a couple weeks ago:

M: What's your name?
E: Rydell
M: That's your last name what's your first name?
E: RYDELL
M: What does mommy call you?
E: Emily come here!!!